dankburps:

This is really good.

(via melinaabeline)

whatsupd0c:

Girls are so hot. They kiss better, cuddle with you better and fuck you better then any guy could.

(via queenkasper)

allhailtherenegades:

"so she’s gay now?"

yeah she turned it all the paperwork last week and her acceptance letter came this morning, it was all pretty sudden

(via grin-and-beat-the-pain)

thtwhitegurrl:

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

(via 0nlysaymyname)